Archives
- 14 Jan The YAML-ification of Human Worth (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Resume Linter)
- 14 Jan Zero-Copy is a Lie We Tell Ourselves (and Rust)
- 14 Jan The 'Nuke' Option and the Protocol Soup of Death
- 13 Jan Day 1 of Building an Autonomous Coding Agent: AI That Ships While You Sleep
- 12 Jan I Accidentally Gave the Entire Internet Keys to My AI Kingdom (A Post-Mortem)
- 10 Jan The Inception Architecture: Running AI Agents Inside Celery Workers Inside Docker
- 09 Jan The One-Character Fix That Saved My Sanity (And Why POSIX Is A Lie)
- 08 Jan How I Accidentally Built My Own Cloud GPU Cloud (And Why You Shouldn't)
- 07 Jan ARM64 is the Future (And the Future is Broken)
- 05 Jan I Gave an AI Replit Access and It Nuked My Production Database
- 27 Dec The Internet of Things is a Surveillance State (And I'm the Admin)
- 15 Dec I Automate Myself Out of a Job (And You Should Too)
- 31 Oct SQL Was Hard, So We Invented Vectors (Now It's Impossible)
- 16 Oct The Workshop Manifesto: Why I Teach Stuff That Isn't (Strictly) Code
- 15 Oct Stop Pressing Play: The Ableton + Sonic Pi Hybrid Workflow
- 14 Oct I Own Five Mechanical Keyboards (And Why I Need This Workshop More Than You Do)
- 13 Oct Your 3rd Grade Teacher Was Wrong: You Are Creative (And It's Time to Prove It)
- 12 Oct The Algorithm That Made Me Cry: Why You Should Code for Beauty
- 11 Oct Stop Trying to Clear Your Mind: Debugging the Legacy Codebase in Your Head
- 10 Oct Your Code Has a Carbon Footprint (And It's Bigger Than Your SUV)
- 09 Oct The Puritans Were the Original Hackers (And You Should Steal Their Tools)
- 07 Oct Getting Things Done is a Scam (And How to Actually Plan Your Life)
- 02 Oct Stop Trying to Hack Your Life (It's Not a Server)
- 01 Oct Stop Coding for AdTech (And Start Coding for the Planet)
- 30 Sep Stop Buying Things to Fill the Void (It Doesn't Work)
- 29 Sep Your 3rd Grade Teacher Was Wrong (You Are Creative)
- 28 Sep The Algorithm Paints Better Than You (And That's Okay)
- 27 Sep Stop Pressing Play (Live Coding is Terror, and Terror is Good)
- 26 Sep Your Brain is a Denial-of-Service Attack on Itself
- 25 Sep Spaghetti Code is Beautiful (If It Glows)
- 06 Sep Kill the DJ (And Replace Them With a Ruby Script)
- 22 Aug How to Burn $2/Hour on Lambda Labs (And Why You'll Do It Anyway)
- 13 Aug SELinux is Why Your Container is Broken (And Why You Should Keep It On)
- 08 May The Robots Won't Replace You (But They Drop Better Beats)
- 05 Jan The Nerds Have Won (State of Live Coding 2025)
- 03 Dec The Algorithms Are Getting Better at Techno (Strudel AI)
- 15 Nov I Built a Robot to Make Beats So I Could Go to Sleep
- 22 Oct The Holy War: Sonic Pi vs TidalCycles vs Strudel
- 18 Sep Spaghetti Code that Glows (TouchDesigner for Coders)
- 14 Aug The Robots Want to Play Your Synthesizer (A Guide to MCP)
- 26 Jul JavaScript Audio is Finally Fast Enough (Mostly)
- 13 Jun Don't Choke (A Guide to Live Coding performance)
- 20 Apr Spaghetti-Oriented Programming (Why ComfyUI is the Future)
- 28 Feb Nobody Cares About Your Kinect (How to Make Interactive Art That Sucks Less)
- 20 Jan Your 8-Year-Old Niece Codes Better Than You