The Holy War: Sonic Pi vs TidalCycles vs Strudel

Programmers love Holy Wars. Vim vs Emacs. Tabs vs Spaces. Now we have: Ruby vs Haskell vs JavaScript.

• Sonic Pi (Ruby): For teachers and people who like to sleep at night.
• TidalCycles (Haskell): For math PhDs who hate themselves.
• Strudel (JavaScript): For people who accidentally opened the Chrome Developer Console.

There is no winner. Only different flavors of suffering (and joy).

Choose Your Weapon